AISubs v3.7
Yabato, Tsushima, Yabato Tsushima!
- Yabato! - Tsushima, Yabato!
About 10 days ago, I thought it might be a good idea to buy drones, you know?
- Yeah, you're right! - Yeah, you're right!
- I've been saying that for a while now! - Yeah, you've been saying that for a while now!
It's pretty expensive, so I was like, "I hope I can get one with a drone!"
- But when I looked it up, it seems like you can get a lot with a drone! - Yeah, you're right!
- But drones are pretty expensive! - Yeah, you're right!
- About 200,000 yen, I think? - Yeah, I think it's a good one!
- Yeah, you're right! - It's cheaper than 1 million yen!
But if you suddenly buy it and you're like, "What the heck is this video?! It sucks!"
- It's sad! - Yeah!
- That's why I wanted to test it out this time! - Test it out!
- I wanted to see if there's a video from above, you know? - Yeah, yeah!
This time, you know, Shibayu said he was going to film me from above,
- so you're going to film me from above, but... - Huh?!
- Well, you know... - Huh?!
- You have to make Shibayu fly up in the sky first, right? - What are you talking about?
- For now, you're going to film me from above. - So you're only going to check my picture?
Yeah, yeah! You're only going to check my picture and see if you need a drone or not!
- That's what we're doing today! - I see!
- Oh, I'm going to be a drone! - Okay, let's get started, shall we?
- You haven't told me yet, have you? - No, I haven't told you yet if you're going to fly up at the same time or not!
- Oh, you might be flying a propeller! - You might be flying a helicopter!
- You might be flying a propeller! - Um, today...
- That's not something you should say in the first place! - Um, this time...
- we're going to do it in a very safe way and we're not going to cause any accidents! - Okay!
- You're going to fly up in a balloon! - Whoa!
- You're laughing out of nowhere! - "Balloon" is the scariest thing!
- It's so funny! - You're going to fly up in a balloon and you're going to take it from above!
- So I'm going to be a drone? - That's exactly what you're thinking!
- Isn't flying up in a balloon a man's dream? - Yeah, it is a dream, but I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it!
- So, today... - What?
- No matter what reaction you get, you're not going to do it! - No, I'm not good at it!
So this time, even if it's balloons, you need the power of your gut sense.
The power of balloons flying and the weight of Shibayu hanging...
There's a lot of things.
So I've hired an expert for this.
- Oh! - Oh!
- So I'd like the expert to come. - Yes!
Doctor, please!
- Doctor! - Doctor!
- Genki-san. - Genki-san.
- Huh? Huh? That's not Genki-san. - Huh? That's not Genki-san.
- I wear a mask, so I'm a complete scientist. - Yes.
- I'm a doctor at a nearby bar. - Scary! Scary!
- A doctor at a nearby bar! - I'm a master's doctor at a nearby bar.
- A master's doctor at a bar... - That's scary!
- I can't trust those people at all. - No, you're wearing a mask!
- I'm not wearing a mask! - You're wearing a mask!
- When I'm inside the bar, I do a lot of weird things.
- But I do it properly, actually. - That's right.
- I do a lot of science in high school. - I see.
- I do it properly, actually. - I see.
- And they make fun of me for a long time. - I see.
- They say, "You're making a fool of people." - They're making fun of you.
- According to you, you're seniors in high school. - That's right. You're seniors.
- Oh, you're seniors in high school. - Yes, we're seniors in high school.
- Seriously, we're seniors in high school. - It's okay, doctor.
- When I was a senior in high school, I dropped out of school four times. - Oh!
- That's crazy! - That's crazy!
- I thought you were someone else!
- Well, well, well, I think you can expect a lot of space today. - A lot of space?!
- I think you can go as high up as Shibayu. - So you want me to go higher up?
- Thank you for coming today. - Thank you for having me.
- I think it's going to be a pretty big shoot, so let's get ready. - Yes!
- So, Shibayu-san, how do you feel? - No, I don't like it. Please change.
- Okay, let's start! - No, let me draw for the rest of my life.
- So, this is a balloon that will save Shibayu - san's life. - It's huge!
- Yes, and this is the balloon that's filled with helium. - Wow!
- When I held it once, it was really... - Wow!
- It's full of helium. - Even though it's lighter than air, do you think you'll die the moment you hold it?
- This time, we'll use 25 of them. - That many?!
- About 20 of them. - I thought we'd use about 5 of them!
- You can't fly anything like this. You can only fly Pokemons like this. - Oh, I see!
- If you're going to fly that, you'd better fly something you're holding. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- So, if the balloon breaks and you can't lift Shibayu's weight, what would you do?
- My weight is 60kg and Shibayu's is 56kg. - 56kg or so.
- Even if it's only 4kg, it changes a lot, doesn't it? - It seems like you can fly about 3kg per balloon.
- By the way, one balloon costs 10,000 yen.
- Including the contents.
- If it breaks, I'll wipe it off with 10,000 yen.
- Wait a minute. - Please take good care of it.
- I knew it. - Huh? - I just thought of it.
- I thought of it. - Yeah, I thought of it.
- One, two... - You changed the mud, didn't you?
- Come on! - There's no room for balloons, so don't let go of it.
- Toshimizu, it's really close there.
- I've been touching it for a while now. "It's hard, it's hard, it's hard, it's hard!"
- I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
- It's like a real balloon.
- This is the first shot...
- What?! - Doctor?!
- Doctor?!
- It's better to inflate it a little more and then do it.
- Doctor?! - Doctor?!
- You don't have time for that?
- It's kind of weird, isn't it? - It's weird, isn't it?
- My buddy in the martial arts world is...
- playing with balloons.
- He's playing with it! - But I can only think of it as playing with it.
- Okay, you can let go now. - I'm letting go now!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- And now we'll have that buddy over there hold it for us.
- I'd love to give it to a kid. - No, it'll fly away.
- And so, Shiboy-san... - Yes?
- The number of balloons has increased quite a bit, hasn't it? - Yeah.
- If we add any more than this, the balloons will collide and it'll be a mess.
- So we'd like to add some directly to you, Shiboy-san.
- Oh, you want me to add them and stock them up? - Yes, yes.
- And we don't want it to pop up all of a sudden. - Okay.
- So we'd like you to add the first one. - Okay.
- My nose... - What are you...
- Ouch, ouch, ouch! - How is it, Shiboy-san?
- Well, it's still... - Oh, not bad?
- It's kind of funny, but... - It's pretty funny.
- I'd like you to ride it as it is right now. - Yeah.
- Hahaha!
- It's like this right now because we can't go into the corner.
- Shiboy-san, nothing is connected to the end of the rope right now.
- Please be careful not to let it fly away. - Got it.
- Okay, we're going to add them one by one from here. - Okay.
- This is the second one.
- Oh, it's coming! - The second one.
- Oh, wait a minute...
- Are you going to sit down?
- Oh, I see.
- Isn't there a big bird over there?
- That's a zombie.
- He's turning like a balloon. - He's definitely aiming for something.
- He's flying in the sky and he's just hanging there. - He's hanging there.
- It's like a world of Tom and Jerry. - There, there, there!
- Huh? - There, there, there!
- I'm looking forward to this. - That zombie is amazing.
But please, I really want to do a fake barbecue here.
We're about to put this on Shibayu-san, so he'll come at you in one fell swoop.
- Here we go. - Okay, we're good.
- Whoa, it's heavy! - Oh!
- I think you should move your tail a little. - Move my tail a little, please!
So, Shibayu-san, in order not to go into space, he's going to tie his tail to his back...
and have a strong handle on the tip of his tail, so you can rest assured.
- Are you sure about that? - One more time!
He's going to tie it to his car and, in order not to go into space, we're going to prevent it from being released into space.
- I'm relieved! - Even if you fly, you can still drive in your car.
- You can drive in space. - You can drive in a car and go home, right?
- You can drive in a car and go home, so what should you do? - You're like a sea lord.
- Can you do it? - Oh, wow!
- Oh, no, not again! - One, two...
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- You did it! - You did it!
- You did it in space! - You did it in space!
- You can do anything in space! - Wow!
- I'm going to go first! - Me too!
- "Me too!" - "Me too!"
[Next episode]
- Ouch! Ouch! - Shibayu, Shibayu!
- Don't get swept away by the wind! - Ouch! Ouch!
- It's seriously heavy!
- It won't go down! - It's like a horse!
- Shibayu, you can do it! You can hold it!
- It doesn't make sense for me to hold it, does it?
- Matt!
- This is fine.
- An important force is important. - Matt!
- This is one of them.
- It might have been necessary for Matt.
- Get out of my way! Get out of my way!
- Matt!
- There are too many balloons, I don't know what's going on.
- Where's Shibayu?
- Can you hear me?
- I can't hear you.
- I can't hear you!
- Okay, I got it!
- What do you think, Shibayu?
- It's floating! - It looks like it's floating!
Here we go...
- But it's still not floating. - Even with all these balloons.
- The turkeys look like they can handle it. - Wow!
- It's pulled up 36kg. - It's still floating.
- Can-san is in trouble. - Can-do!
- As a countermeasure... - It's hard!
- Matt! - Matt!
- The balloons are floating! - It's dangerous!
- Sit down! - It's about time you put on your life vest.
- I'm okay. - Okay, now...
- Okay. - You won't get caught.
- He's just a doctor's regular doctor. - Just a doctor's doctor.
- He even wrote the store's name. - Okay, let's show it.
- Okay, there's a mad scientist here, so why don't you come and play?
- Wow! - Wow!
- There are more balloons here! - Why are you stopping me?!
- I think you should use a tie-wrap to stop me.
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is amazing! - There are a few more kilos of balloons here.
- This is really amazing! - Those are my balloons!
- They're my life vests. - No, they're not! What if they were stretched out?
- They're my life vests. - They're gonna float!
- They're gonna float!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Come here, Shime. - Okay, here I go.
- Wow! - Wow!
- They're not gonna float. - Hold on a second.
- I knew it. - Shibayu may be able to get in the car.
- If the doctor finds out, we'll be in trouble, so let's do it. - Okay.
- Ready and...
- That was close!
- Wow! - You're amazing, Shibayu!
- Get off me! Get off me!
- The doctor got in! - He got in!
- You're amazing, Shibayu! - He's amazing!
- You've matured a lot.
- Shibayu-san, I've set up all the balloons! - Awesome!
- You can fly now! - Can I fly away now?
- Yes, it's time for you to go. - Can I go now?
- By the way, aren't you flying right now? - No, I'm still holding it.
- You're not flying. - I'm holding it.
- Here we go! - Here we go!
- 3, 2, 1, open! - The door of dreams!
- I fell! - I'm sorry!
- It's special, but we still have hope! - That's right!
- You've gained 56kg! - It's no exaggeration to say that you were born for that.
- Thank you for making me go through such a painful fate! - Change!
- Okay! - Okay!
- I'm still holding it! - I'm counting on you!
- Wow, it's amazing how you push it up! - It's amazing!
- The second challenge! - 3, 2, 1, open! - The door of dreams!
- It's just fun! - It's so much fun!
- It was floating just now!
- It's so much fun! - Are you serious?!
- It's easy to go up with one hand! - It's light!
- It's flying! - It's not scary at all!
- Let's try paragliding! - Driving a car?!
- The engine started! - I'm scared!
- It's moving! - I'm scared!
- What is this?! - You can do it!
- I can't do it! - Here we go!
- It's so fast!
- Here we go! - It's so fast!
- It's so dangerous! - So, it was a little too early for humans to fly in the sky.
- It was close, but... - Well, theoretically, we prepared a lot of balloons and gas for flying, but...
- We couldn't fly due to some mysterious reasons. - It was a shame. - Yes.
- Please leave the drone of Tokai-no-Ye for a while. - Yes.
- I'd like to try flying in the sky. - Yes.
- I think we went to a very delicious place this time. - Yes.
- I'll go on a diet for the next time. - Doctor, thank you for your cooperation today. - Thank you for your cooperation.
- Thank you for your cooperation.
- The address of the bar where you usually go is in the summary column, so please come and visit us if you like. - Thank you very much!
- Bye-bye!